I took a test (resurrected old post)

This is one of my old favs, I hope you new readers enjoy it. I had to repost it because I had deleted my viewable archives one night in a drunken stuppor.


I didnt take the every other class run of the mill test this morning, no, that wouldnt be note worthy. This test was the devil its self a true demon. There were but three questions on the test and I only had to answer two of them, which to an uneducated person seems like a great deal. However the rest of us know that such a test is daunting equalled only by the complexety of a females mind. The proffessor handed the test to me while saying "welcome to the midterm Marshal," for I was a couple of minutes late, knowing the time limit of the test wasnt the difficulty of it. He then handed me the test and said "answer only two", it was on a seemingly blank sheet of paper with but three questions on it. At this time the actual questions themselves did not matter, I was on my own and I either knew two of the three or I did not. I read the first question and instantly my hand blazed away pouring ink onto my answer sheets, and in no time the first question was conquered without a hitch. I then proceeded to peer upon the second question and the test glared back, for the second question may have well of been "What is the meaning of life?" as I had no responce to the question. Then fearfully I went on to the next question, knowing it was the only chance I had to make the past four weeks of class have any relevance to me. It is then by some chance fate that I read the question to an answer that I had spent most of my study time trying to figgure out. It was then that my tense mind released, and I knew I had defeated the test, there was nothing else it could have done to defend itself, it was now but an infant. I wrote the answer down seamlessly, the test no longer appeared to be a demon it turned into what I knew was going to be no more than a good grade, nay a great grade, HELL...it was an A!