Greatest idea EVER.
Here lately there seems to bea bum epidemic. I know that I cant just run them over in my car while they try to bum 50 cents off of me but id like to, so I have created an al;ternate way to get rid of their asses. This idea just came to me at a fast food drive through, a bum approached me and asked me for 50 cents and I told him I wasnt going to give him any money and to leave me alone, he went n his way. Then right as I got my food I asked the place for a job applicaion because they had a sign in the window saying that they were hireing (great!) So I drive by the bum and get his attention and hand him the application, I could tell he was pissed but he got the point. So the great idea is to simply carry a few job apps in my car with me at all times just in case more bums approach me asking for 50 cents or a buck or whatever. I will make sute to tell them that as far as I knew the places that the aps came from are currently hireing. What do ya think, good idea right?
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