Stress free Job

Well I guess my job is completely stress free. I work at a pizza slut actually I mannage a pizza slut. I am not the BIG DOG mannager who has to catch shit, but I am high enough to just hang up on retards that think talking smack to the person that is going to make their pizza is a good idea. ::I digress:: Think about it, we know who you are when you call back to place an order while trying not to be the ass that just cussed me out for being charged $18.18 instead of $17.49, we know your phone number idiots. We know that you spent 30 minutes on hold to let us know that you were forced to waste less than a buck on you last order, we know. Thats right, its stupid to talk smack to any pizza person because most likely they will make your pizza. I have personally never done anything illegal to a pizza or wings or anything, but I will put so few toppings on it that you may think a supreme pizza is a cheese pizza. Oh but "I will call back!!!" the tards say. Go ahead, the person that makes your pizza the next time might not be as nice as me, and if it happens to be a delivery driver, well you better hope you gave a good tip. I have heard of some of the things drivers have done to pizza's that they knew were going to asses that wouldnt give them a buck for driving 8 miles..."8 Mile" man what a shit movie. Anyways, I just wanted to let you all know to not be cheap when it comes to food.